Earth 603

"The comic book podcast that sis, booms AND bahs!"

Month: August, 2012

Earth 603 Podcast – Episode #7

Sorry for the delay everyone!

All sorts of things happened to stop Stu & Zach from delivering this hot, fresh, lightly-salted podcast to you!

The number one issue?  We got trapped in a dust bowl.  It was very tragic.  There were tumbleweeds EVERYWHERE!

EVERYWHERE!

See?!  Did you see all of those horrible tumbleweed ruffians?!

Well – even if you are having some vision issues and can’t SEE the tumbleweeds, simply listen to our newest podcast so you can HEAR the tumbleweeds!  That’s right:  the Earth 603 Comic Book Podcast – now with 10% more tumbleweeds!  (Some might say that it’s not tumbleweeds you’re hearing, but simply the unprofessional ruffling of papers by Stu.  I think we ALL KNOW that Stu would never dream of such unprofessionalism.  So?  It must be tumbleweeds.)

SAMPLE REAL LIFE CONVERSATION:

US:  “Hey, did you hear?  We’re doing a podcast.”

PERSON AT BUS STOP:  “What’s it about?”

US:  “Comic books!”

PERSON AT BUS STOP:  “That sounds stupid.”

US:  “Not as stupid as your face.”

PERSON AT BUS STOP:  “Well, I’m obviously never going to listen to your stupid podcast now.”

US:  “Well, we’re obviously not going to listen to your stupid face now.”

PERSON AT BUS STOP:  “Excuse me?!”

US:  “More like EXCUSE YOUR FACE!”

It . . . pretty much goes on like this for about 20 minutes.  Stu & Zach aren’t allowed on most bus lines anymore.

LISTEN.  This is all to say – JUST BECAUSE WE’RE A COMIC BOOK PODCAST doesn’t mean that ALL WE TALK ABOUT IS COMIC BOOKS!  Now – LISTEN:  We talk a lot about comic books.  A LOT.  And we love it.  And we hope you love it too.

But I’m going to preview for you some other things we may talk about on the Earth 603 Podcast:

THESE ARE STILL HAIR CURLERS!

THESE ARE HAIR CURLERS!

THIS IS STILL CURLING!

THIS IS CURLING!

THIS IS STILL A CRULLER!

THIS IS A CRULLER!

THIS IS STILL GENE PARMESAN!

THIS IS GENE PARMESAN!

NewsRadio in Space
THIS IS NEWSRADIO IN SPACE!

Baby Kangaroo

THIS IS A BABY KANGAROO – a.k.a. – JOEY

WOULD YOU BELIEVE THAT ALL OF THOSE THINGS ARE IN THE NEWEST PODCAST?!?!
Yup.  The Earth 603 Comic Book Podcast – Episode #7 just might be the best thing ever made (with 10% more tumbleweeds!)

LISTEN!  NOW!

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Earth 603 Podcast – Episode #6

THIS AGAIN?!

We’re STILL talking about comic books?

Yes.  I’m afraid we are.  Your little plan to release Stu & Zach into the airlock and lead the cosmic ant colony to Earth has failed.  Mostly.

Thank goodness we found that spare worm hole that brought us back in time to see Liubov Charkashyna of Belarus win the bronze medal in Rhythmic Gymnastics!

Anyway – our sixth episode brings with it a list of apologies we should make before you even listen to the podcast:

We’re sorry to Owen Wilson, Mickey Rourke (again), Maura Tierney, Ed Brubaker, Niko, alternate dimension Space Hulk’s non-existent penis, French Toad Caviar, Ben Affleck, readers of Sonic Universe, Donald Faison, Ian Katz and many, many, many more.

Listen to Episode #6 to be the first to find out about the mystery comic book of 2013 that everyone will be talking about:  “X Omega Level X”!

And who knows – maybe, “Prime your Frankenstein pump!” will become the hottest catchphrase since, “Knocked my ribs on the floor!”

Listen here:

Earth 603#6

Note:  While we’re still waiting to get officially listed on iTunes, but in the meantime, YOU CAN upload us on to iTunes and download on to all of your space age devices!

#1.  Click on the small orange and white Feedburner logo below that says, “Comics Podcast” next to it.

#2.  You’re brought to a new page that, on the middle right side of the page says, “Add to iTunes”.  CLICK THAT.

#3.  A window pops up.  Click “OK”.  Voila!

Niko has a few last minute edits before the Podcast begins

I really enjoyed Punk Rock Je . . . zzzzzzzzzzzz . . .

Niko is disrespecting the Podcast Agenda.

Behind The Scenes: The Kree

Happy Thursday to our loyal Earth 603pians!   603 Earthlings?  Hmmmm.  What are we to call our loyal readers/listeners?  Comic Book Podcastees?  No.  That sounds like cereal.  But maybe you like sounding like cereal?  Listen, we’re not going to be held responsible for your weird cereal nomenclature fetishes, got it?

Moving on . . .

Just a quick, late week update to share with you the kind of hard-hitting research we’re doing behind the scenes here at Earth 603 Comic Book Podcast to ensure that you get the best damn Podcast in the universe!

Exhibit A:

Stu = Blue, Zach = Green

Sincerely,

Earth 603 Comic Book Podcast

UPDATE:

Does your autotype have, “Strontian” saved? Stu’s does.

Earth 603 Podcast – Episode #5

Oh, hi.  We didn’t see you there.  We were so busy sweeping up all these croutons that we didn’t realize it was time for you to read another blog / listen to another podcast!

But listen, we’re glad you’re here.  Take a seat.  Or don’t.  We don’t care.  Do whatever you want.  We’re not your bosses.  But, if we were?  Honestly – between us – you need to cut back on the sick days.  Nobody believes that you’re sick every single Friday.  You’re not fooling anybody.  And if you microwave your haddock in the shared office space one more time, it’s going in your personnel file.

Here’s some fun facts about the 5th Episode of the Earth 603 Podcast:

– If you just swap the colors of Scarlet Witch from red to green it makes Stu hate you.  It makes Zach love you.

– Zach, much like Marie Schrader, comes to Hawkeye for his purple-osity.  But he stays for his gruff, street-level lovability.

– Stu has a history of maintaining an abusive beet diet.

– The word, “cute” is used 47 times.

– Ian gets a Director’s Chair.

– Zach’s not wearing any deodorant.

– Stu cried when he read Swamp Thing #12 – (it’s implied)

– Zach serves up the first ever official Earth 603 REDACTION!

– Larry writes in to share his heart on his sleeve and his brain on his shoes.

– Glen Danzig is only 5’3″.

– We discover that Jason Aaron has gotten Zach to turn his love light back on for Peter Parker.

– Zach and Stu raise their voices when it comes to the Batarang.

– As usual, Stu & Zach get hung up on superhero fashion.

What are you waiting for!  Slip your slippers on and listen to Episode #5 of the Earth 603 Comic Book Podcast!!!

 

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ps – Check out this fantastic set of Avengers & Loki that one of our fans made out of clothespins & colored tape!

Clothespins + Colored Tape = Earth's Mighiest Heroes

Clothespins Assemble!