Happy Hendecagon to you all!
That’s right! This blog post is an eleven-sided polygon!
Not only that, but it has 11 Purple Pooches! It’s true! We swear!
Eleven is kind of a rough number. Frankly, episode #11 is kind of a rough podcast. To be fair, Stu & Zach were recording it in the morning (a first!) surrounded by cats (a second!) and filled to the gills with imitation peach breakfast bars (not true!).
So, yeah, there are things that are way better than this episode. However, there are a bunch of things that this episode is way better than as well.
Let’s see how it stacks up against 11 things!
11th President of the United States James K. Polk vs. Earth 603 Episode #11: Polk wins. He was the Dark Horse Candidate long before Hellboy.
11th Stanley Cup Champions, the 1937 Detroit Red Wings vs. Earth 603 Episode #11: Earth 603 wins. The Red Wings are assholes.
11th State Admitted to the Union, New York vs. Earth 603 Episode #11: New York wins. Beautiful State. What can we say?
#11, Former Pats QB Drew Bledsoe vs. Earth 603 Episode #11: Draw.
11th Season of 7th Heaven vs. Earth 603 Episode #11: Earth 603 wins. That last season was a travesty to the good name that was 7th Heaven.
11th Episode of The Sopranos, “Nobody Knows Anything” vs. Earth 603 Episode #11: The Sopranos wins. Some solid character work on Paulie Walnuts.
11th Official Pokemon on the National Pokemon Index, Metapod vs. Earth 603 Episode #11: Earth 603 wins by a healthy margin. Metapod is basically flying edamame.
11th Element on the Periodic Table, Sodium vs. Earth 603 Episode #11: Sodium wins. It makes everything so salty and melts ice in the winter!
11th Episode of Lost, “All The Best Cowboys Have Daddy Issues” vs. Earth 603 Episode #11: Lost wins. That was the episode where you think Charlie is dead and then Jack saves him and Locke and Boone first find the top of the metal hatch underground! Oh, man. That takes us back.
Apollo 11 vs. Earth 603 Episode #11: Apollo 11 totally wins. That’s when Neil Armstrong found the Inhumans and The Watcher!
11th Amendment of the of the U.S. Constitution vs. Earth 603 Episode #11: Earth 603 wins. 11th Amendment? It’s like, Judicial Rights of the States . . . and stuff. We don’t know. Boooorrrrriiinnnggg.
So, how did it turn out? 4 wins, 6 losses, 1 tie. Eh. That doesn’t sound good, does it?
Let’s let you find out for yourselves! Oh, and be wary: DON’T SMACK TALK THE GHOST RIDER OR STU WILL CRY.
So, here we are, my hendecagonian friends! It’s Episode ELEVEN: Earth 603#11