Books Covered: Colder #4, Hellboy in Hell #3, Animal Man #17, Swamp Thing #17, Fairest #12, Great Pacific #4, All-New X-Men #7, Avengers #5, Daredevil: End of Days #5, New Avengers #3, Superior Spider-Man #3, Thunderbolts #4, Winter Soldier #15, X-Factor #251, Repossessed #2, Snapshot #1, Think Tank #5, Avengers Assemble Annual #1
Top Five: Party Animals
Do you remember when you first turned 30? Maybe it was 100 years ago. Maybe you traveled forward in time and watched your own birthday bbbq from the birch tree rafters.* Maybe you celebrated by making a last stand against the Rot? Maybe your blew out your candles after your killed your satanic father in a trance? (Cliche, we know.) Did the big 3-0 take place with a sexy shapeshifter? (Cliche, we WISH.) Or did you say goodbye to your twenties after you mindwiped a goddamned SENTINEL OF LIBERTY?! WELL?! DID YOU?! Because if you DID – if you can sit there in your mauve wicker chair (and don’t think we didn’t notice how it clashes with your burnt l’orange!) – you have some serious, serious, SERIOUS explaining to do. Or don’t. We don’t care. We’re already back in the timestream noodlin’ for hornpout. It’s Mardi Gras! What did you expect?!
* – The extra, “b” is for, “byobb”.**
** – The extra, “b” is a typo.
Zach’s pic for Best Comic of last week (it made him cry):
It’s a vibrating android . . . OF DANGER!
Stu’s pick for Best Comic of last week (it made him perspire):
It’s a genetic cocktail . . . OF DANGER!
Happy 30th Episode Birthday, Earth 603 Comic Book Podcast! Try not to kill your past self or the future will cease to exist!***
*** – Barring wormhole meandering, of course. OF COURSE.
LISTEN TO IT . . . NOW: Earth 603 Episode #30