Earth 603

"The comic book podcast that sis, booms AND bahs!"

Month: March, 2013

We Interrupt This Program . . .

Hey all!

We apologize for the interruption!

Episode #36 will be premiering next week! Lots going on here at Earth 603 HQ and we needed to take this week off.  Thanks for understanding!

We also have a pretty awesome double interview we’ll be publishing soon from two comic creators whose work we really love. Doesn’t that sound exciting?  (Well – it should. Because it is.)

Until then:

– Stu & Zach

Earth 603 Podcast – Episode #35

Books Covered:  Age of Ultron #2, Thunderbolts #6, Buddy Cops #1, Nowhere Men #4, Avengers Arena #6,  Batman #18, Batman & Robin #18, Wolverine #1, Fantastic Four #5, Uncanny X-Men #3, Wolverine & The X-Men #26, Thor: God of Thunder #6, Manhattan Projects #10, Who Is Jake Ellis? #4

Top Five:  Green Characters

Good afternoon, everyone!

Here’s a hot batch of podcast for all of you to enjoy!

Just make sure you don’t say, “I don’t know” or, “Water” while you’re listening to the podcast.  Why?

This is why:

Oh.  Did we mention that there’s a special new theme song for Earth 603?  Just for Episode #35!  Listen to the new theme now before it sells out in cyber-jukeboxes across the nation!

Go ahead.  We’re waiting:  Earth 603 Episode #35

Zach doesn't realize that he is old and how few people even remember YCDTOTV

Zach doesn’t realize that he is old and how few people even remember YCDTOTV

Earth 603 Podcast – Episode #34

Books Covered:  Colder #5, Animal Man #18, Swamp Thing #18, Fairest #13, Bedlam #5, Great Pacific #5, Sex #1, Age of Ultron #1, All-New X-Men #8, Avengers #7, Daredevil: End of Days #6, Superior Spider-Man #5

Top Five:  Comic Book Deaths

Oh, hello.

HI.

Stu & Zach didn’t love last week’s Avengers #7.  We just thought we should get that out of the way now.  But the cover was pretty.  Kind of.  Well – it wasn’t that great.  But it was serviceable.  Quite serviceable.  But there are some ugly ass comic book covers out there.

Ugly.  Ass.

For instance . . .

I hate it when I eat a kiwi and then I get spikes on my tongue.GAMMA SPIKES!

I hate it when I eat a kiwi and then I get spikes on my tongue.
GAMMA SPIKES!

Ummm.  Why is Spidey, "tickling" Electro in his . . . special . . . energy dispenser?

Ummm. Why is Spidey, “tickling” Electro in his . . . special . . . energy dispenser?

We hate all Broncos at Earth 603.  Kryptonian or otherwise.  Doggone it!

We hate all Broncos at Earth 603. Kryptonian or otherwise. Doggone it!

Look - we can all agree that Remy Lebeau is one sexy gentleman.  This?  Looks like Remy drank too many mercury milkshakes.

Look – we can all agree that Remy Lebeau is one sexy gentleman. This? Looks like Remy drank too many mercury milkshakes.

This?  Is not a pretty book.  Too sharp.  As a kid, reading this book made me so angry that I had to sit outside for a while.

This? Is not a pretty book. Too sharp. As a kid, reading this book made me so angry that I had to sit outside for a while.

So.  Yeah.  Some books are pretty fugging bugly.  You know what’s NOT ugly?  Why, writing a delightful note on an index card and scanning it, attaching it and e-mailing it to us!  And that’s just what our friend Tupper did!  Well done, E.T.!

Why, THANK YOU!

Why, THANK YOU!

Yup.  Story checks out.

Yup. Story checks out.

Well.  You’ve suffered long enough.  Here ya go:  Earth 603 Podcast Episode #34

Earth 603 Podcast – Episode #33

Books Covered:  Avengers Arena #5, FF #4, Guardians of the Galaxy #0.1, Hawkeye #8, Thunderbolts #5, Uncanny Avengers #4, Uncanny X-Force #2, Uncanny X-Men #2, Uncanny Skullkickers #1, Young Avengers #2, Deathmatch #3, Justice League Dark #17, The Answer #2

Top Five:  Writer/Artist Teams

Hello.  My name is Zach.  And I have a crush on She-Hulk.  Always have.  Always will.

I’m ok with that.  I hope you’re ok with that.  She-Hulk was the star of last week’s FF #4.  It was glorious.  She-Hulk is very nice.  I’d like to be her friend.  I’d like to go to the movies with She-Hulk.  We’re both very tall so we’d have to sit in the back.  I’m ok with that.

Man-Elephant?  Really, She-Hulk?  And fix your clothes.  You look like a gammafied raggamuffin.#TatteredPachyderm

Man-Elephant? Really, She-Hulk? And fix your clothes. You look like a gammafied raggamuffin.
#TatteredPachyderm

She-Hulk's archenemy: Diana Ross!#ThatDesignIsHypmotyzering

She-Hulk’s archenemy: Diana Ross!
#ThatDesignIsHypmotyzering

This is the first issue of She-Hulk that Zach ever bought.  #November1990FTW

This is the first issue of She-Hulk that Zach ever bought.
#November1990FTW

OhMyGod.  This is a Zach Fever Dream.  She-Hulk + Excalibur = Stardust Canolis#IDon'tEvenUnderstandMyOwnReferences

OhMyGod. This is a Zach Fever Dream. She-Hulk + Excalibur = Stardust Canolis
#IDon’tEvenUnderstandMyOwnReferences

I like Spider-Man, but She-Hulk's hair is way too puffy here.  It's upsetting me.#TampItDownJen

I like Spider-Man, but She-Hulk’s hair is way too puffy here. It’s upsetting me.
#TampItDownJen

Ew.  Gross.  Nobody wants to be a Mole Wife.#WellMaybeMrsKarlRove

Ew. Gross. Nobody wants to be a Mole Wife.
#WellMaybeMrsKarlRove

This is Stu's favorite She-Hulk cover. #IsARocketRaccoonFetishAThing?

This is Stu’s favorite She-Hulk cover.
#IsARocketRaccoonFetishAThing?

Mmmmm . . . Puzzley.#IsAGreenHairCurlFetishAThing?

Mmmmm . . . Puzzley.
#IsAGreenHairCurlFetishAThing?

Shiny AND She-Hulk?!#Swoon #DoubleSwoon

Shiny AND She-Hulk?!
#Swoon #DoubleSwoon

I like how She-Hulk walks through walls.  #BetterThanShadowcat

I like how She-Hulk walks through walls. #BetterThanShadowcat

Titania is a jerk and I hate her.#AbsorbingManMustHaveAGoodDentalPlan

Titania is a jerk and I hate her.
#AbsorbingManMustHaveAGoodDentalPlan

Is this not only Zach's book of the week but also one of the best She-Hulk stories ever?  #Yes

Is this not only Zach’s book of the week but also one of the best She-Hulk stories ever?
#Yes

Something, something, She-Hulk: Earth 603 Podcast: #33