Earth 603 Podcast – Episode #41

Books Covered:  Chin Music #1, Thor: God of Thunder #8, Uncanny Avengers #8, Uncanny X-Force #4, Avengers Arena #9, Avengers #11, Deadpool #9, Storm Dogs #5

Top Five:  Comic Book Moms

Good afternoon, everyone.

We hope you had a glorious Mother’s Day. Did you buy your mother any nice comic books? Maybe some delightful, “Man Eating Cow” or some perspicacious, “Paul the Samurai”?

Either way, we’re just happy that you’re here. You’re breathing. You’ve cut down on your candy bean intake. You’ve started working on your geocaching merit badge again. Don’t let us down – we know you can achieve your goals! Keep your feet on the ground and your head in the stars! Nothing’s gonna stop us now!

Happy Moooother’s Day!
(See what we did there?)

Happy Mosamuraither’s Day!
(See what we did there?)

 

If you had a chance to use a time machine – Dr. Doom’s or otherwise – what time period would you choose to travel to? I’m pretty sure our answer is an undebatable, unassailable Spring 1996. Why? Well, it’s only when the GREATEST HAPPY MEAL TOYS OF ALL TIME WERE RELEASED! Yes, that’s right, the Marvel Super Hero Happy Meals. Specifically, the temperature change Invisible Woman. Forged in the lava of Mount Hypercolor, this magical piece of plastic Sue Stormery opened a portal to pure imagination . . . in your heart. Or my heart. Or OUR heart. All of our hearts. Baboon or otherwise.

Feast your eyes on the wonder:

 

Oh, right. There’s also a podcast. Whatever:

Earth 603 Podcast – Episode #32

Books Covered:  Fables #126, Locke & Key: Omega #3, Happy #4, Revival #7, Saga #10, Avengers #6, Captain America #4, Deadpool #5, Indestructible Hulk #4, Superior Spider-Man #4, Thor: God of Thunder #5, X-Factor #252, Dark Horse Presents #21

Top Five:  Books from Image

It’s Episode #32!

Here’s some cats.

Heathcliff, Heathcliff – no one should terrify their neighborhood! But Heathcliff just won’t be undone, playing pranks on everyone!

Felicia Hardy: Queen of the Speed Lines

Good thing this isn’t creepy.
At all.

Cats HATE the water! Especially if it’s filled with demonic tentacles!

Magic Glowing Battle Mandrill Cat!

And now, for your listening pleasure:  Earth 603 Podcast Episode #32

Earth 603 Podcast – Episode #22 ~ PART ONE!

Books Covered:  Amazing Spider-Man #699, Avengers #1, Animal Man #15,  Swamp Thing #15, Fairest #10, All-New X-Men #3, Daredevil: End of Days #3, Deadpool #3, Hawkeye #5, Thunderbolts #1, X-Factor #248, I Love Trouble #1, Great Pacific #2, Storm Dogs #2, Hellboy in Hell #1, Human Bomb #1, House of Fun #1, Colder #2, Detective Comics #15, Legends of the Dark Knight #3, The Legend of Luther Strode #1

Top Five:  Characters You’d Want to Start a Band With [And What Kind of Music You’d Specialize In]

Special Guest:  Jon Waugh, He-Who-Gets-Yelled-At-A-Lot-At-Jetpack-Comics

Hi all,

We’re sorry (so, so, so very sorry) for the delay in getting the mellifluous Episode #22 to your hobbity ears until now.  It’s a crazy long episode with an even crazier special guest star.  So we split it into 2 parts – just like we were forced to do with that rapscallion Manager Supreme Rich!

Here’s a list of things Stu & Zach have been doing that have stopped them from publishing the newest episode:

– Stu was in the bayou trying to save the world from The Rot.

– Zach was trying to market, “Mother Russia’s Metal Skin Hair Tonic”.

– Stu was on the road with Dazzler on their, “Radioactive Bubble Review” Tour.

– Zach was trying to convince Cynthia to write a book about, “My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic”.

– Stu was trying to make the perfect plate of ribs before inevitably getting them knocked on the floor.  So is the circle of life.

New Hampshire’s Serengeti

– Zach was walking his cats.  Seriously.  He can’t help it.  As soon as the sun comes up, it’s, “Let’s walk the cats!”, “Let’s train for a Cat 5k!”, “Let’s dress up like cats and streak glitter paint on our clothes and prance around the neighborhood!”, “Let’s burn down the abandoned rollerskating rink while we drink the blood of our enemies and sneak up on the mailman and whisper meows into his vacant eye sockets!”  Cliche.  We know.

– Stu was using comic books to try to warn local teenagers about the dangerous side effects of pure love.

Clown Love = Not Groovy

So there you have it.  All valid reasons for our delay.  So drink in Part #1 – Part #2 is right around the corner.  (If, you know, the corner is between 8-20 hours long.)

Drink it up:  Earth 603 episode 22 part 1